Why doesn't Satan use the old "talking snake" anymore?

by gymbob 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • gymbob
    gymbob

    If you ask any J-dub why Jehovah doesn't do miracles anymore these days they would probably say something like, "God doesn't need to do that anymore" or something along that line. So what about Satan?

    At a time when he's suppose to have been cast down to the Earth and knowing full well he has a short period of time, why doesn't he pull out the miracles again? They worked pretty well the first time in the Garden of Eden....

    Let's all try something....Let's all pray to Satan and ask him to show us a talking snake, or else we'll all start going back to the kingdom halls!

    Damn it....I want to see a talking snake!!

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Why doesn't Satan use the old "talking snake" anymore?

    Easy.

    Cause he has nvrgnbk.

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    You gonna burn for that Nvr.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    You gonna burn for that Nvr.

    I love it hot Om!

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I suppose trouser snakes don't count?

    Open Mind

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    lol, you both are so naughty.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    He does:

  • Narkissos
    Narkissos
    I suppose trouser snakes don't count?

    Don't those turn into sticks sometimes too?

    Seriously, JWs are used to ascribe any reported "miracle" to Satan; they're even willing to ascribe some to Jehovah if they make good stories for the next circuit assembly.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Don't those turn into sticks sometimes too?

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Whoa, a sly double entendre from Narkissos!

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