Why can't we join the Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts, Mom and Dad?
"Because both organizations originally started out as spy networks, and they are little better than the Hitler Youth. You will be taught propaganda and they will teach you their organization is better than Jehovah's."
Oh. OK. How come we can't swim at the YMCA?
"Do you know what YMCA stands for? Young Men's Christian Association. Only they are NOT Christians, which we know. What sharing does light have with dark?"
Yes, but all we want to do is go swim once or twice a week.
"What would happen if Armeggeddon came and you were swimming at the YMCA? Is the momentary pleasure worth risking your eternal life for?"
Well, shit, not when you put it that way. Thanks, Mom and Dad.