Jesus loves you

by nvrgnbk 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    Cos jesus he knows me, and he knows I’m right.
    I’ve been talking to jesus all my life
    Oh yes he knows me, and he knows I’m right.
    And he’s been telling me everything is alright

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    yeah, and Jesus saves...

    by comparison shopping.

  • Terry
    Terry

    Jesus loves you, but; he'll kill you. Now that is TRUE love. Sociopaths will understand.

  • nvrgnbk
  • Dagney
    Dagney
    Jesus loves you, but; he'll kill you. Now that is TRUE love. Sociopaths will understand.

    Exactly.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    .........................................................and I'm trying.

    Warlock

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I can't believe this thread has gone this long without someone completing Nvr's "bumpersticker" with the classic:

    Everyone else thinks you're an A$$hole!

    OK, there it's done. I feel better now.

    Open Mind

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    I know he loves me because he's ruling invisibly in all his Kingly glory, about to thrust his sickle into the great mass of mankind to throw them into the vinepress of Jehovah's anger!

    Whew.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    For the moderators, the following is satirical. It does not constitute a true representation of the opinions of this poster.

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    lol @ "hell bound trash" that's pretty funny ;-)

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