ya know those days when you know you should have stayed in bed?
i had to go to the grocery store, as i was walking in i noticed a man and a woman behind me and both were looking at my butt.
it's a nice butt but usually doesnt get much attention
i resisted the urge to brush the back of my pants off till they were inside and out of sight... i did and didnt feel anything..
later on in the store i got that " feeling" that somene was behind me.. turned around and a woman was looking at my butt
saw me looking and averted her eyes...
went on to another store and again it happened a couple of times..i checked the back of my pants a few times, like a dog chasing its tail, didnt see anything and went on....
i got home and changed into my JWD clothes ( t shirt/ shorts) and checked my pants, light colored beige khackis, and whattya know... i had evidently sat on a melted m&m in my car cuz i had a blue / chocolate stain where my butt and thighs meet.
now did they recognize it as a melted piece of candy or do they think i shop in blue poopy pants? lol
i'm glad i'm old and stuff like that doesnt embarass me anymore.. ( much)
now the big mystery is, who was eating m&ms in my car.. LOL