This year, I've decided to compile a photo album of some memorable moments that occurred at this year's convention. Jehovah's happy people sit, attentive with notepads in hand, eager to indulge in the spiritual food that the Faithful and Discreet Slayv has prepared for this most important and memorable event! Here are some of the more memorable people who were in the audience:
Brother and Sister Snuffalupagus
Young brother Dubblelife having a nap in the parking lot
Brother Gluttonus thinks those sun glasses are fooling Jehovah
As you can see, Sister Jammies did her Watchtower (on the table) but is apparently too sick to associate with her fellow Christians. Perhaps a local needs talk is in order once she gets better.
Jehovah says "Use The Rod"
The Watchtower warns...
Two less chairs for a newly-interested family to sit. Not a very fine Witness at all.
Elder Theo Crattic may want to resign after pulling this stunt.
Even the hard-of-hearing are in need of some spiritual correction.