CHALLENGE - Write WT article DF'ing Jehovah for lying to them on dates

by UnConfused 11 Replies latest social humour

  • 5go
    5go

    Too bad, you forgot rules #1 and #2.

    1) The WTS is never wrong.

    2) If the WTS is wrong see #1.

    It should go more like this 1) The GB is always right

    2) The WTS is never wrong.

    3) If the WTS is wrong see #1.

    4) If the GB is not right see #2

    Helps plausable deniabilty, mutual reinforcement, and less chance that the R&F will get the trick.

  • Faraon
    Faraon

    Corollary: Write one disfellowshipping Jesus.

    Actually, should probably be easier, considering he:

    -- Wore a beard

    -- Was constantly hanging around with 'bad associates'

    -- Never turned in a field service report

    I beat you to it by at least six years. I wrote an essay in Spanish called "La Expulsión de Jesús" (The disfellowshipment of Jesus). Sometimes, I still see it circulating on the web.

    http://www.testigosdejehova.com/index.php?showtopic=101&st=15

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