Hey I'll come back and do some, but does anyone want to kick start it?
You know you're a JW if..
by themonster123 35 Replies latest jw friends
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PEC
You never say "bless you" when someone sneezes.
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themonster123
Or someone says "bless you" when you sneeze and you don't know if it's a sin to say "Thank you!"
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PEC
You weigh 300 lbs and criticize other people for smoking.
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ninja
If it came to someone bringing an elephant to the kingdom hall and someone taking the emblems....you would get more annoyed with the person taking the emblems
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BizzyBee
You eat turkey on Thanksgiving, but "only because they're on sale! And everybody has the day off, anyway."
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I.Wonder
You never wish anyone "good luck" or avoid saying someone is lucky or unlucky.
You never read your "fortune" in a fortune cookie.
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greendawn
When they see someone wearing a cross they get freaked out. They think there comes a pagan satanic symbol I hope it won't possess me.
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Warlock
You never wish anyone "good luck" or avoid saying someone is lucky or unlucky.
Oooooooopppppppps!
Warlock
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themonster123
Someone tells you they got their couch at a garage sale and you nod politely, but in your head are thinking: "Note to self: NEver spend the night here-you WILL become demonized."