The doctor said, 'Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that
causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one
hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles.'
Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he
was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning
and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need ... a new
suit.
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit. The elderly
tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.
Bill laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Bill tried on the suit. It
fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
'How about a new shirt?'
Bill thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Bill and said, 'Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Bill was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.' Bill tried on the shirt and it
fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably around the shop and
the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Bill thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.'
Bill laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell
of a headache.'
New suit -- $400
New shirt -- $36
New underwear -- $6
Second Opinion -- PRICELESS
Guys PLEASE make sure you are wearing the right size of underwear!!
by Bumble Bee 14 Replies latest social humour
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Bumble Bee
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Jim_TX
HAHAHAHAHAHA
...ummm I think I need to go buy some new underwear... *wide grin*
Regards,
Jim TX
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BFD
Good one! btw- love the new avatar. Have you gotten a chance to ride?
BFD
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nvrgnbk
Ouch!
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Oops!
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Bumble Bee
Jim - been having some headaches lately?? LOL
BFD - thanks - no I haven't written my test yet, soon though!
nvrgnbk - oops is not something you want to hear when dealing with that part of your anatomy.
BB
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Legolas
LOL
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nvrgnbk
That's why I say underwear is overrated.
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greendawn
He will have to go through a lot of life adjustments as a eunuch, testes also need their space otherwise they complain.
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mouthy
LOL!!! Yeah I like the new aviator.... Take care on that bike Bumble
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Brother Apostate
That' a good one, thanks for sharing!
Made me think of the old addage:
Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain!
BA