"Our light gets brighter, your wallet gets lighter"
"We're Jehovah's Witnesses, We use hallucingenes."
"If you don't like our preaching, stay off the footpaths"
"If you can't see my mirrors, I will clean your windows." - For trucks
"Caution: Constant Stopping At Each Driveway."
"If my doors open suddenly while driving, the angels have left my vehicle."
"This car is fitted with JW Security. Jehovah watches you from up high."
Zero to JW in 1,000 years.
I don't need a JW to study with me. I'm already perfect!