Going back to the Watchtower Society right now would be like....?

by journey-on 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • Arthur
    Arthur

    Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger trying to get back together.

  • Reefton Jack
    Reefton Jack

    Like a nightmare come true ........ similar to the ones I sometimes have, in which I am still with the borg.



  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Asking to have every aspect of my life examined with the view of getting chewed out for everything. They would make me get rid of my computer once they found out that I have www.sixscreensofthewatchtower.com , www.dannyhaszard.com , and this forum homepage bookmarked. They would tell me that my brand new Christmas decorations have to go in the dumpster. They would want me to get a new set of suits and white dress shirts, and new literature. Then they would want me to spend all my time in the ministry.

    In short, it is asking to be recaptured.

  • Kaput
    Kaput

    Being buried up to my neck in a fire ant hill.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Going back to the Watchtower Society right now would be like...

    • Voting George Bush in for a third term
    • Becoming a Stepford wife voluntarily
    • stepping into the path of a transport truck
    • quitting my present job to go work at McDonalds
    • dating Charles Manson

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