Two elderly men have not gotten laid in a long time. They both decide to go to a Hor house. The Madam opens the door and says "what can I do you gentlemen", they both explain their needs to her. She turns around to one of the other hors in the background, and says "go get one of the blow up dolls". That night their needs are fulfilled, of course the next day they are dieing to find out about each others experience.
One of the old guys says, "how was it for you?", "fine" the other guy says, "how bout you?", "Well, it was really weird, I bit her on the shoulder, then she farted, and flew right out the window".
My little sweet Gramma told me that joke!
Nikki