A blonde driving down the road sees another blonde trying to row a boat across a wheat field. The first blonde stops her car, gets out, and yells "it's idiots like you who give blondes a bad name. If I could swim I'd catch you and beat the *** out of you!"
Today's Blonde Joke [present company accepted]
by AK - Jeff 16 Replies latest social humour
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horrible life
This is this blondes personal favorite:
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. -
Lunamoth
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
Love and Laughter,
Lunamoth -
SirNose586
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Hi! I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke."
The librarian frowns and says, "Excuse me ma'am, you know you're in a library, right?"
The blonde nods. She then whispers, "Okay...I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke."
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horrible life
Jeff, just look what you started!!!!!!!! I love these things
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AK - Jeff
Jeff, just look what you started!!!!!!!!
I know, I know. I should leave the fluff alone. But this one was fun.
Jeff
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M.J.
This one's old.
How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours on end?
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