If your idea of legitimate theater is the assembly dramas...
If the only catalog you get is Briefcases Illustrated...
You Might Be a JW
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countolaf
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kitten whiskers
Welcome countolaf!
Kitten Whiskers
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drew sagan
you might be a JW if...
Everytime you quote a book you say 'one scholar says....'
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Brother Apostate
If your idea of reasoning on something requires quoting verbatim from a brown book called "reasoning from the Scriptures"...
If your idea of having sex is ten toes up, ten toes down...
If your idea of "food at the proper time" is repetitive, old claptrap...
If your idea of a great career is pioneering...
If your "neighbors" are only those who believe exactly what you do...
If your church has no windows...
If you are small minded and brainwashed...
You jus' might be a JW!