Easter is cancelled

by DJK 3 Replies latest social humour

  • DJK
    DJK

    Its not working.

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    I think it keeps going precisely because it doesn't work.

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    It works for me as a holiday.

    As a religious festival, it's totally irrelevant to me

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    Anyone see South Park's Easter special?

    few of my favorite quotes:

    "Stan: Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross, and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a gap of information."

    "Stan: Uh, can I ask a question? Why do we do this.
    Randy: Wh.. What do you mean why do this? It's Easter.
    Stan: Right, so why do we color eggs?
    Randy: So... So the Easter bunny can hide them.
    Stan: Yeah, but why?
    Randy: Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.
    Stan: So we dip eggs in color vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?
    Randy: That's right."

    "Stan: Help.
    Kyle: What happened?
    Stan: (quickly) My dad's in a rabbit worshiping cult called The Hare Club for Men, they protect the secret of Easter, but before they said what it was they were attacked by ninjas and put me in charge of snowball.
    Kyle: I'm kind of finger painting right now."

    "Professor Teabag: Look at the Pope's hat. It doesn't make sense. It was originally for a rabbit."

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