IT'S THE YEAR 3125 AND MAN HAS ACHEIVED KNOWLEDGE TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL (and the dubs are gone)AND HAS COME TO BELIVE THAT HE IS EQUAL TO OR EVEN SURERIOR TO GOD HIMSELF.
THIS IS A TIME WHEN ALL THE PEOPLE ARE IN PRAISE AND ADORATION OF THEMSELVES.
THEY ALL GET TOGATHER AND CHOOSE ONE FROM AMONG THEM TO REPRESENT THEM IN A VENTURE NEVER BEFORE DREAMED.... THEY WILL CHALLENGE GOD HIMSELF!
THEY CHOOSE THEIR MAN. A EXEMPLFICATION OF ALL THAT THEY ARE,HAVE AND WILL ACHEIVE. TO GO TO THE MOUNT AND CHALLENGE GOD TO A TEST TO SEE WHO IS GREATER.
(HE "MINDPORTS" HIMSELF TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTIAN) AND YELLS TO THE SKY...."GOD!....COME DOWN HERE AND FACE MAN! WE WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU FOR THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED GOD ALSO! FOR WE CAN DO ANYTHING YOU CAN AND BETTER!
GOD COMES DOWN TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNT AND ASK MAN SIMPLY... "CAN YOU MAKE MAN?"
IMEDIATELY MAN REPLIES.....ABSOLUTELY!
GOD REPLIES..."THEN LET US SEE." HE REACHES DOWN INTO THE MOUNTIAN AND PULLS UP A FISTFULL OF COMMON DIRT, THROWS IT TO THE GROUND AND A NEW MAN IS FORMED.
JUST THEN THE MAN SMILES,(THINKING) "THIS IS TOO EASY" REACHES FOR A FISTFULL OF DIRT AND GOD STOPS HIM AND SAYS............
NO NO PLAYA.........YOU GOTTA GET YOUR OWN DIRT!
THUS ENDITH THE LESSON........
God verses man (rd 1)
by darth frosty 4 Replies latest social humour
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darth frosty
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tetrapod.sapien
NO NO PLAYA.........YOU GOTTA GET YOUR OWN DIRT!
LOL!!
tetra
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LtCmd.Lore
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So then man gets his own dirt.
LtCmd.Lore
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Abandoned
NO NO PLAYA.........YOU GOTTA GET YOUR OWN DIRT!
I don't think this is how God would word it. Maybe more like:
"Yo, 'sup playa? You can't pizzle without ya own dizzle."
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tetrapod.sapien
OWN DIRT!
ha ha! see? even God is in on it.
"sorry Jah, but like, you don't own the dirt. next lesson. plus dude, it's like, i could make a human by copulating with this here woman you gave to me. so like, whatcha gonna say next? 'get yo own beeatch' - ? *you* gave her to me!"
God strikes the man down, and everyone on God's team cheers "HOORAY 4 HEYZEUS!"
tetra