Who really killed Goliath?

by nvrgnbk 25 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Q. Bert
    Q. Bert

    Invented?

    How do you figure that?

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Invented?

    How do you figure that?

    It's like Mother Goose.

    There was a mean giant who lived long ago.
    His name was Goliath, he killed just for show.
    But one day he errred by trying to kill,
    A young man named David, a regular pill.

    Young David was small, but brave as could be.
    He approached Goliath and demanded he leave.
    But the monster just laughed and began to attack.
    So the yound lad named David attacked Goliath back.

    All gathered 'round, as they went toe to toe.
    Goliath and David - two terrible foes.
    But victory lay in the hand of the lad.
    For with just a stone, he beat Goliath bad.

    The yound boy named David called out to his God.
    Then held up his slingshot like some holy rod.
    As Goliath approached to bring down the young man.
    David let loose a rock from his hand.

    The rock struck the monster right smack in the face.
    Then Goliath fell down and died at that place.
    The rest of the warriors who fought with him that day.
    Became filled with fear and hightailed it away.

    I promise you now that this story is true.
    As true as the lady who lives in the shoe.

  • avidbiblereader
    avidbiblereader

    Besides the obvious Bible answer,

    Could it be StoneCold? Everyone must get stoned? They will stone you when you're walking out the door!!!

    abr

  • Q. Bert
    Q. Bert
    It's like Mother Goose.

    A goose on the loose? A mockingbird? Your tale is well-rhymed, but the end's still absurd.

    So the yound lad named David attacked Goliath back. ... The yound boy named David called out to his God.

    Yound =>young

    I promise you now that this story is true.
    As true as the lady who lives in the shoe.

    Surely you jest 'bout the lady and shoe. The opening and closer are all about you.

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    Who really killed Goliath?

    I did.

    But I did not kill the deputy.

  • Q. Bert
    Q. Bert

    The killer of Goliath has been resurrected, according to LovesDubs. Must have been. Tell me more about the deputy, etc, etc.

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