People named Jehovah

by I quit! 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • iamfreenow
    iamfreenow

    Thr Jehovah's first meeting would be interesring if the opening song was Loyally submitting to theocaratic order - they might think the congregation was singing about them

    As Jehovah’s people sound throughout the earth
    Truths about the Kingdom, of such priceless worth,
  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Gopher:

    Time magazine listed a murder victim named Jehovah Atkins. (Who knew that somebody murdered Jehovah - Atkins, that is ?)

    Here's the quote from its 7/17/89 issue:

    Jehovah Atkins Jr., 40 Butler County, Ala. His common-law wife shot him in the neck. She claimed he had approached her with a shotgun. She was charged with murder.

    http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,958158-2,00.html

    (Apologies but it has to be done...)

    Were there any witnesses?

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Were there any witnesses?

    Dude you need to change your screen name from funkyderek to funnyderek.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    FUNKYDEREK -- This "Jehovah" guy really needed a witness, didn't he?

    Brings to mind a Marvin Gaye song ....

    Listen everybody, especially you girls

    Is it right to be left alone

    While the one you love is never home?

    I love too hard, my friends sometimes say

    But I believe, I believe

    That a woman should be loved that way

    But it hurts me so inside

    To see her treat me so unkind

    Somebody, somewhere tell her it's unfair


    Can I get a witness?

    Can I get a witness?

    Can I get a witness?


    Somebody
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha!..A dog named Jehovah?.. Dog Jehovah ??..Lets spell dog backwards and see what we get..Dog=God..Could Gods real name be Havohej God?...OUTLAW

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Whatever happened to that Prophet Yahweh guy who was going to make a UFO appear over Las Vegas for a live TV audience?

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    This Jehovah seems as sane as the other one...

    And has a better sex life, by the looks of it.

  • moggy lover
    moggy lover

    Regarding our little mate Jehovah Wanyonyi: He is certainly better looking than Ted Jaracz and looks more intelligent as well.

    Maybe we should get him to write the Wt - at least then we'll be able to get something resembling intelligibility from that magazine.

    Cheers

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Hey I just got a flyer in the mail from Yiaway Yeh who is running for city council. :)

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