Hey, just go to the damn meetings. The talks are boring as hell, but the gossip is interesting
Give me your best presentation
by JH 16 Replies latest jw friends
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Abandoned
OK, here's mine....
*click* Now, there's only two ways you're getting out of here see. You're either taking these mags or this hot lead. Which will it be?
BAM!
*to myself afterward* Wow, nobody wants these magazines....
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Dismembered
Greetings JH,
OK' You're a Productive hell bent JW, and I'm a "lost sheep" waiting to be guided by your spiritual knowledge. Preach to me...
Knock knock.........JH, (after getting up from his pc where he spends most of his time)opens the door. Dismembered: Hi, you don't want these (shows JH newest issues W&A) do you? Dismembered
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JH
Hi, you don't want these
This reminds me of the song, "You can't touch this"... MC Hammer
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SacrificialLoon
This Sunday is steak knife day at the kingdom hall! Everyone who comes gets free steak knives!
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JH
steak knives
Sorry, but I don't eat steak......there is a bit of blood in the meat..
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SacrificialLoon
How true brother! Your zeal shall serve as an example for all. These steak knives not real knives but metaphorical knifes provided by the FDS to aid in partaking of the spiritual food Jehovah gives us. Wont you join us this Sunday? Everyone would love to see you again.
I feel dirty now. @_@