Three men died and went to hell. As they entered, they were greeted by Satan.
Satan said to the first man, why are you here?
" I'm Catholic and I cheated on my wife. I knew it was wrong and so I'm here."
Satan said to the second man, why are you here?
"I'm Jewish, said the man, I cheated on my taxes. I knew it was wrong and so I'm here."
Satan said to the third man, and why are you here?
The third man was a Jehovah's Witness. He looked at Satan and said, "I'm not here."