The "Stupid Jokes" Thread

by Warlock 43 Replies latest social humour

  • MsMcDucket

    Why did the monkey lose the tennis match? Because he was playing against a cheetah!

  • Outaservice

    Did you hear about the lucky fisherman?

    His wife had worms!


  • dobbie

    good ones outaservice and msDucket! Lonely sheep i know what you mean - i was in a class of 4 yr olds this week and they told me a joke but it was so funny and cute the way they told it (even though it didn't make sense to me!)

  • Clam

    "How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?"

  • Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    Good Girl or Bad Girl?

    OK, this one is actually funny out loud:

    Knock, Knock

    Who's There?

    Interrupting Cow

    Interrupting -


    (so where they would usually say Interrupting Cow Who? you interrupt them, get it? )

  • misanthropic

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
    The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
    Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
    Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

  • doogie

    What's green and flies?

    Super Pickle.

    you know it's funny.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    My 4 yo son told this one to my boss, a senior partner in the law firm in which I used to work:

    What kind of tick lives on the moon?


    A lunar-tick.

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    Three little Boys were concerned

    because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

    They decided it was because they had not been Baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.

    So they went to the nearest Church.

    But, only the Janitor was there.


    One little Boy said,

    "We need to be baptized

    because no one will come out and play with Us.

    Will You baptize Us?"

    "Sure," said the Janitor.

    He took them into the bathroom

    and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.

    Then He said, "You are now Baptized!".

    " When they got outside,

    one of them asked,

    "What religion do You think We are? "

    The oldest one said,

    "We're not Kathlick, ...because they pour the water on You."

    "We're not Babtis, .because they dunk all of You in the water."

    "We're not Methdiss, .because they just sprinkle water on You."

    The littlest one said,

    "Didn't you smell that water!"

    They all joined in asking,

    "Yeah! What do You think that means?"

    "I think it means we're Pisscopailians.

  • Clam

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
    produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
    which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
    breath. In effect this made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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