Advice for single brothers and sisters at the DC

by Bumble Bee 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • sf
    sf

    Hey. Any advice for a single, moderately sexy, apostate, incognito, who hates wearing a bra? Besides "nibble on chocolate throughout the assembly...it drives men crazy".

    sKally

  • FlyingHighNow
  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Suggestion: all single sisters should wear a Shulamite badge.

    My single experience in the borg? Most brothers had these requirements for potential future wives:

    • Tall
    • Slim
    • Large Breasts
    • Tiny waist
    • Curvy, but not too curvy, hips and backside
    • Long, shapely legs
    • Gorgeous face
    • Elder's daughter
    • Pioneer
    • Virgin
    • Aspirations to become the Proverbs "Capable Wife"
    • Agrees with the brother about everything
    • Has no opinions of her own, unless * see above

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