Where does the WTS get their new light from? (page 2)

KAYTEE

I reckon they get it from Enron, and they will finish up the same way.

KT

Bobhere

From one of the old farts on the GB who stops having his prunes at breakfast time

IsaacJS2

Actually, it's quite simple. I can't believe you guys are making this out to be such a big deal.

They have a magical fax machine that glows whenever Jesus sends them a new directive. It's sort of like the Bat-Phone, but waaay more sophisticated than that old thing. Jesus dictates these inspired messages to Santa Clause when he's on the can, and Santa faxes them straight to WT headquarters. The Brothers haven't told anyone because they're afraid that the Catholic Chuch will bust in and try to steal the magical glowing fax machine! But the joke's really on them, because only the Governing Body has Jesus's fax number. And he only has one line because service in heaven isn't so good. (Thanks AT&T! Ya jerks!) He doesn't even get caller ID or call waiting up there!

Any way, it's obviously full proof and perfectly reasonable. So quit acting as if it doesn't make any sense. Sheesh. You guys...

IsaacJ

I.Wonder

Yes this is correct as it is exactly in line with how the universe was created (courtesy of The Family Guy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OFmAsjV-OQ

IW

sexyk

They just come up with a bunch of new stupid crap to keep members interested and more curious, so they stick around. It's a form of mind control.

They don't know really when the end is comming, although in the past they gave a specific date, a year. Which proved to be false and it looked bad on them. Now their not so much into giving specific dates, since their afraid of being wrong again and exposed to being false prophets. Which the bible clearly warns to stay away from.

Rather, their just generalizing the time of the end, like they do with everything else, just generalize. Jesus said nobody knows the day or the hour, and it will come when people least expect it.

The retarded Watchtower probably doesn't even know what time era the end will come in. Who knows ? Jesus said Nobody.

A quick note to sum things up.

Live your life and be happy, and when it comes, you will be judged by your heart, not by the Watchtower.

garybuss

It's interesting to me that end time groups use the same tactics but use different proof texts. One notable group uses the parable of the virgins and the lamp oil as their reasoning why the "master" (aka, the end) has delayed.

Of course all Witness new light comes from old books and dead opposers such as W.E. Vine, and it's all from "worldly wisdom".

ButtLight

I.wonder, good one lmao!

IsaacJS2

One of my theories about the WT is that they basically use the Witnesses as lifelong subscribers to their literature. If only Random House and the other publishing houses had thought of that one... I think the New Light crap is part of that.

Every time they change something in their books, you have to go get the new book or new edition from the lit counter. You are certainly encouraged to donate for it, and such donation arrangements usually yield even more cash than simply charging a set amount. Notice how the centerpiece of most of the assemblies is often some new piece of literature? They're like huge Tupperware Parties, where you invite the Witnesses over to get your wares and donate for them. As I understand it, they've gone back to making most of it on the cheap as well. They are more interested in keeping their current subscribers than getting new ones IMO. The nicer books from a decade or two ago were meant to draw more newbies in.

So long as they keep coming up with new stuff to make the old books obsolete, they'll keep driving their business profits higher and higher with the old guard. Witnesses need the stuff sooner or later for the upcoming book study, right? So they have to get it, and they are expected to donate for it.

It's devious, but it's also a well oiled system.

IsaacJ

garybuss

First the Watch Tower counted literature sold, then they counted people, then buildings, then auditoriums, and now they are building cities. So far they have built two.

Where does the WTS get their new light from?

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