Hilarious!
*DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
by confusedjw 19 Replies latest jw friends
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lighthouse19something
Fun loving - I like sex the way I want it
must be financially secure- a job without garnishments and no child support
no mind games- willingly lead male
stable- must be able to pass a credit check
open minded- I still will see other people
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lighthouse19something
and my fav;: Not from a personal ad, but in marriage conversation;
It's not important -female = a night off mattress duty
It's not important -male= you're finding too many excuses for not enough sex AND IT'S MPORTANT TO ME
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Stephanus
"curvy", see: "voluptuous"
I always like the contradictions like "Must be ambitious, but not married to his job" or "submissive lady with independent streak"
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Little Drummer Boy
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
I guess I better stop saying that...
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zagor
hahahaha loved those
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JWdaughter
If I hadn't heard so many stories about my BIL. . .I might have thought he was gay when speaking of some designer flip flops he was taking to the bahamas last summer. And his discussion about taking his brand spanking new top siders or his slightly worn in ones. And how many pairs of dress shoes to take (THE BAHAMAS, PEOPLE!!!)And then there was the cotton and/or linen shirt. . .how many men know what linen IS? Lucky for him, he keeps my sister happy and I hear about it. . .so I only thought he was a little too fashion conscious . . .but yeah, the shoe thing makes you wonder! (thats me, stereotyping!!)
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Stealth453
Very funny...and very true.
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Abandoned
ROFL!!!
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Stephanus
"complex" = crazy