OUTLAW`s " Fancy,Big City,Snow Throw`n Machine"

by OUTLAW 28 Replies latest watchtower medical

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  Stephanus

  Steph..I didn`t realise I posted under medical..LOL!!..Satanus sent me an aerodinamicly correct cow..Get out your big baseball mitt and stand out on your porch. I`ll fire it out of snow thrower,you catch it..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  There could be a slight problem Outlaw - we don't have baseball mitts here - they haven't been invented! The closest thing is the gloves Wicket Keepers use in cricket...

  I was also wondering why you posted under "Depression. I thought it might be about the big hole you leave in a snowbank after you've been using your new-fangled snow blower!

  As for those Aerodynamist Cows, I think Australia may have the world's largest population of those, so one more shouldn't hurt. He might prefer the warm weather, too. Although he might not like the drought so much...
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  OUTLAW

  Steph..Wicket keeper gloves should do.....The cold makes the air so dam dry around here..I`m getting a chapped bum and I`m all out of ChapStick.The tubes are just too small for a whole bum(not to be confused with a bum hole)..They should make a bigger size and call it ChapStump..LOL!!...OUTLAW
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  purplesofa

  http://www.spearboard.com/showthread.php?t=453&page=1&pp=15

  OUTLAW,

  Merry Christmas................almost 400 pages of bikini clad women.................should keep you busy till summer.

  purps.
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  OUTLAW

  Purps..Thanks..Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to you!...OUTLAW
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  Satanus

  We finally got some snow here in the east. Thanks, outlaw.

  S
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  Abandoned

  ....ummm, did someone just say bikini-cladwomen? *looking for the pant emoticon*
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  BabaYaga

  I love your story, Outlaw... I also love that this is under "Blood Transfusions & Medical Treatments". The photo of a heavy-duty snow blower under this topic reminds me of the creepy plot behind the Cohen Brothers' film "Fargo" (based on a true crime, btw.)
  
  Oh but wait, that was a wood chipper. Never mind.
  
  ;)
  Baba.
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  OUTLAW

  Satanus..Your welcome..It`s snowing here like crazy.I can send you more in the morning..Your going to have to share it with Abandoned..He was depressed,so I told him to buy a Snow Thrower.He said he didn`t have any snow.So I`m going to aim my Snow Thrower chute at his house,so he can buy a Snow Thrower.The rest I`m going to throw your way.....I`ve got lots of snow,so if anybody else wants some snow,let me know...OUTLAW
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  OUTLAW

  BabaYaga..Thanks..If you get caught up in Snow Thrower blades,you won`t notice if it was a wood chipper or not..LOL!!..Mine has a deadmans kill switch..Let go of the controls and the machine stops instantly...OUTLAW
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  juni

  Hey OUTLAW - sounds like yer having fun w/that new toy of yours!

  Oh sure laugh at me,because I put Snow Throwers in the medical section!..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  Don't feel too stupid; I put a Happy Birthday to someone in TECH SUPPORT. I have no idea what I did. Actully I should go there and bring it back to the top cause some posters look in the "subject" place and won't see it.

  I live in Wisconsin and we have absolutely no snow. It's been nice. Sunny and in the 30's.

  Snow is beautiful, but I'm not complaining.

  Have fun and don't go digging the snow out of the shoot while the auger is turning or we will see a post in the MEDICAL!!

  Juni