OUTLAW`s " Fancy,Big City,Snow Throw`n Machine"

OUTLAW

The snow up here is incredible..There was no way to keep up..4hrs of using my small snow blower to clear the ranch drive way.Only to start over again because it really does snow that hard here..So last week I went down to civilization to get a Manly Man Snow Thrower..LOL!!..It works like a charm..Great big blades fire snow and ice up the stack and shoot it 20 ft away..I can toss stray cattle back into thier own fields with this baby..LOL!!..Every once in a while other ranchers will pass by in thier vehicles..When they saw me with the snow thrower they woud stop the truck and watch..I mean "everyone" would stop and watch..No one up here has ever seen such a thing..They got plows on thier trucks,atv`s and tractors but no snow throwers..To them it`s a miracle of modern machinery..It`s like the wheel was just invented and I`m the only guy whose got one..LOL!!.....I`m gonna start charging people $10.00 to drive my snow thrower on my ranch drive way..It`s like a wilderness amusment ride..You`ll have to make an appointment to clear my driveway.....If you would like a chance to drive my "Fancy,Big City,Snow Thrower",write me at:OUTLAW`s Ranch,Middleof Nowhere,B.C.,Canada...OUTLAW

Satanus

Oh, and here's a cow for you to throw

S

purplesofa

I really think you should have bought a camera .........

so you could show all of us too!!~!~!~!!!

purps

OUTLAW

Satanus..Thanks for the cow..It was one of those aerodynamickly correct cows..You can toss them farther..LOL!!.....Purps..Still with the camera..LOL!!..The snow will be up to my waist soon..At my last ranch it was over my head..I think this place may not be much different...OUTLAW

purplesofa

!!.....Purps..Still with the camera..LOL!!.

I think you just want us to think you are a mountain man..............you are probalby sipping fruitie drinks with umbrellas in them...........on a beach somewhere in speedos!!!!

Stephanus

Did you post this under "Medical" because you've been giving the cows snow enemas again?

purplesofa

lol@medical

frozen one

Is it like this one, Outlaw?

The Halley snow blower

Outlaw posted it under Depression because blowing snow is a cure for that malady. Tim the Toolman would say, "OOH OOH OOH!"

OUTLAW

Purps..Right now I`m wearing 3 shirts,a vest,double thick socks and a pair of fleece lined jeans..It`s 22f outside and snowing.The huskys are loving it..I do have a cold beer though..LOL!!..By tomorrow morning there will be 6-8inchs more snow.I get to use my Fancy,Big City Snow Throw`n Machine!..Come spring,I`m off to a nice sandy beach in the Carribian.Where I will sip fuity drinks with umbrellas,and enjoy the company of bikini clad women.

OUTLAW

Frozen One..Same basic design,a bit smaller though..LOL!!.....Purps..Oh sure laugh at me,because I put Snow Throwers in the medical section!..LOL!!...OUTLAW

OUTLAW`s " Fancy,Big City,Snow Throw`n Machine"

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