What if the bible were a wiki project where all readers could make their own changes? What verse would you change?
I would change Matthew 5:9 "Happy are the peacemakers, for they shall get a piece be called the children of God."
What bible verse would you change?
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Abandoned
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luvbug2007
well its one my mom changed..the one about spare the rod spoil the child..
My mom would quote while she beat me"Use the rod beat the child" lol..kind of morbid huh..At least I can laugh about it now..
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crazyblondeb
well its one my mom changed..the one about spare the rod spoil the child..
I know that one!!!
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Wild_Thing
I would change Genesis and put Eddie Izzard's version of creationism in:
God:I created the world in six days, and on the seventh day, rested. Eighth day I actually rested as well. Ninth day, rested, 'cause I fucking had just made a world, you know. Tenth day, rested - actually I rested from then on, really. Fourteenth day I decided to smoke all the marijuana I had created, just to test the first batch. On the fifteenth day I decided to smoke all the opium I had created, just to test the first batch. And on the 309th day I woke up again, and I decided to create 500 huge monsters that I'd seen just the night before.
Jesus: Dad, did you have to make them so stupid?
God: Well I didn't know what I was doing, I was off my tits!