"Add your Caption" time again.

by AK - Jeff 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • fjtoth
    fjtoth

    Don't expect a great life just because you've got the world's biggest smile!

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    OK, it's cheezy, but how about, "Dam Timber!"

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    A tree-mendously unlucky beaver.

    He who gnaws and runs away lives to gnaw another day.

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    Dear Lord, make me into a cat in my next life so that I can have more chances to get my life/lives straightened out. I sucked at being a beaver.

    Amen

  • uriah
    uriah

    Giant Killer Worm Eats tree.

  • fjtoth
    fjtoth

    "This is a job cut he brought upon himself!"

    "Life is a bummer when you're content with not working your way up!"

    "It's worse than you think. He was the best dam builder in the county."

    "That's what he gets for not wearing a safety helmut!"

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    Another d*mned day!

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    http://www.vonna.com/jokes/funny-pictures/animals/deadbeaver.jpg

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    "If you think this is bad... you should see my flat mate"

  • fjtoth
    fjtoth

    Compost happens!

    All I need to know about trees I learned from a beaver.

    Tit for tat!

    Eat a tree and die young.

    Never underestimate the shrewdness of a tree!

    This tree gave its life to save others.

    Green Peace says: "Serves him right! That tree is a protected species."

    Never turn your back on a vengeful tree!

    Some guys are under the false impression that a full meal low in trans-fat can't kill you.

    As the Scriptures say, "You cut off my feet, I'll crush your back!"

    Guess who will be buried first!

    Another vegan bites the dust!

    Fast teeth and slow legs precede quick death!

    Deadly as a beaver to a tree - or is it the other way around?

    Haste saves waist!

  • return visitor
    return visitor

    Instant Karma!

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