by ballistic 25 Replies latest jw friends
OK here's some new ones I found in a newspaper article here:
http://www.sptimes.com/2002/07/11/Floridian/The_other_side_of_the.shtml
"If you look here, the Bible says always wear pantyhose when answering the door!"
"I can tell you exactly where the doughnut shop is..."
"Isn't it 3 points for a Jehovah's Witness on a Sunday?"
hehe
"Good morning, my wife and I are engaged in a life saving, warning work with 6 million others worldwide. We want you and your little girl to get out of Babylon the Great so you wont share in her plauges. if you will listen to the warning of the little flock to those of the other sheep, you could enter the spiritual paradise and enjoy the banquet from Jehovah's table provided by the Faithful and Discrete slave as well. Our message is happifying and means refuge under the wings of the mother hen of God's organization. You don't know what you're missing."
"All the red dots are "do not calls" should we make a note?" "No, we'll go there anyway. Holy Spirit might want us to call on them even if they dont. We might get one of those exciting Awake experiences out of it!"
"Brother Kwestionabal was reinstated last week. Look how happy he is to be out in the ministry again."
"Good morning, my wife and I are engaged in a life saving, warning work with 6 million others worldwide. We want you and your little girl to get out of Babylon the Great so you wont share in her plauges. if you will listen to the warning of the little flock to those of the other sheep, you could enter the spiritual paradise and enjoy the banquet from Jehovah's table provided by the Faithful and Discrete slave as well. Our message is happifying and means refuge under the wings of the mother hen of God's organization. You don't know what you're missing."
...........wow nice legs
Oh, my goodness!!! I used to know those people looking at the woman's legs. Sorry, no caption, just in shock. Years ago they lived here in TN.
Mommy, what is that man talking about?
Back in the house, dear. That man is talking in tongues. Those people are evil. No! Don't touch them! They might rub off on you.
"Please no one be at home . .please no one be at home"
"Are you next in line for the tongue lashing in the back room?"
"Don't look back son at those kids having fun playing ball or else you will turn into a pillar of salt".
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Could you hurry this up, I was posting on JWD!
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Could you hurry this up, I was posting on JWD!
ew, why didn't my pics come up?
