There was this man who wanted his wife killed so he asked his best friend Artie to do it. Artie agreed but said he'd have to charge him $1. . Artie followed his friends wife into a grocery store and went up behind her and choked her. There were two other women watching so he had to choke them also. The next day he got caught by the police and the newspaper headlines read "ARTIE CHOKES 3 for $1"