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by ButtLight 7 Replies latest social humour

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Kingdom melody! (ok, favorite may have not been the right word)

    From house to house, from door to door,

    The whole world we do bore!

    They slam the doors right in our face

    But we go back for more!

  • daystar
    daystar

    We are Jehoover's bitch-eses

    we speak out in bitterness

    ours is the god of true fallacyyyyyyyyy!!!

    What he foretells fails to be.... ever....

  • Fe2O3Girl
    Fe2O3Girl

    "They are gifts from Gooooood!

    Beat the little Sooooood!!"

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    BLOOOOOOOOWWWW YERRRRRR LOOOOOOAAAADDD ON JEHOOOOOOOOOOVER...

  • JH
    JH

    Firm and determined on JWD, time we spend

    Prepared with posts and threads, without end

    http://d21c.com/ljesun/song029.html

    Then, forward, you Witnesses, ever strong blow a fart
    Rejoice that in God's work you too have have a part!
    Go tell far and wide God's new order is near.
    But don't forget the beer !!!

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Then forward you witnesses, think with your own mind!

    Get on the internet, and you soon will find!

    The UN's our friend, and that you dont have to fear,

    cause the new system will never be here!

  • JH
    JH

    http://d21c.com/ljesun/song113.html

    We were Jehovah's Witnesses

    We spoke out of fear

    Because the elders were near

    What we foretold, didn't come to pass

    OK brother, now pay for the gas !

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Unhappy are those heeding watchtower reminders

    Slaving for the org with broken hearts

    Obeying all their orders promptly

    From their rules not daring to depart

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