This may not be as amusing to the members here as it is to me, but I would like to say that irony is my favorite thing. I was doing some searches in the Watchtower Library CD 05 and it was crunching the numbers on the loads of bull crap it found. All was going well until I decided to do a search for "witchcraft"... when the program crashed, gave me fatal error, and shut down. I thought for a moment this was a failsafe, to keep the rank and file Watchtower fodder away from the juicy bits of sinful information. No, it was a for real crash. What is there to crash? It's not like we are talking about a super complicated piece of software here – we aren't using the Library software to smash atoms. I just found it amusing that such a simple piece of software would crash on a term like that. I wonder if the witness Elders who come to my door (because I'm "inactive") on Saturday morning attempting to "reactive" me would have fatal errors and die if I just spouted out words like witchcraft and magic. Worth a try, no?
I doubt they'd die, but you would have them worried. I'm sure they'd recover quickly then start fixing the date of your jc.
oooooh, you gave your computer deemunz! Quick! Take it out back and burn it!
Well, that's probably what they'd say...
Watchtower 1973 8/15 Witchcraft Becomes Popular---Is It Dangerous? 20 occurances of 'Witchcraft'
Watchtower library 2005 - English Edition
Just a check for you,
That is too funny. Call scooby-doo, there's something strange going on here!
From a wiccan, that is tooooo funny!!
I think you have the beginnings of a fine JW Urban Legend here. Write it up and send it in to the AWAKE!
"...and when he did a search on the Watchtower Library CD-ROM for "witchcraft," his computer turned itself off! The angels are protecting Jehovah's people as His day of wrath draws ever closer."
i think one of our elders is into black magic or something,, he asked me a question one day about smoking and i lied , as i did i scrached my head ,and looked at him,and he was doing the same thing.... it was creepy cause i felt like he had triggered me into scratching my head, like i wasnt in control of it and he could tell i was lying. anyway, i always felt a strange vibe around him, and he could read your mind. I was being very aware of my body language at the time ,but it gave me feelings of being manipulated byhim before i got df'd.(shivers) btw..when he reinstated me ( during my investigation) he told me i am very switched on.... which i agree with!!hehehehee