This may not be as amusing to the members here as it is to me, but I would like to say that irony is my favorite thing. I was doing some searches in the Watchtower Library CD 05 and it was crunching the numbers on the loads of bull crap it found. All was going well until I decided to do a search for "witchcraft"... when the program crashed, gave me fatal error, and shut down. I thought for a moment this was a failsafe, to keep the rank and file Watchtower fodder away from the juicy bits of sinful information. No, it was a for real crash. What is there to crash? It's not like we are talking about a super complicated piece of software here – we aren't using the Library software to smash atoms. I just found it amusing that such a simple piece of software would crash on a term like that. I wonder if the witness Elders who come to my door (because I'm "inactive") on Saturday morning attempting to "reactive" me would have fatal errors and die if I just spouted out words like witchcraft and magic. Worth a try, no?
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by Morocco 7 Replies latest jw experiences
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fullofdoubtnow
I doubt they'd die, but you would have them worried. I'm sure they'd recover quickly then start fixing the date of your jc.
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Effervescent
oooooh, you gave your computer deemunz! Quick! Take it out back and burn it!
Well, that's probably what they'd say...
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fokyc
Watchtower 1973 8/15 Witchcraft Becomes Popular---Is It Dangerous? 20 occurances of 'Witchcraft'
Watchtower library 2005 - English Edition
Just a check for you,
fokyc
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kitten whiskers
That is too funny. Call scooby-doo, there's something strange going on here!
Kitten Whiskers
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crazyblondeb
From a wiccan, that is tooooo funny!!
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Nathan Natas
Hey Morrocco,
I think you have the beginnings of a fine JW Urban Legend here. Write it up and send it in to the AWAKE!
"...and when he did a search on the Watchtower Library CD-ROM for "witchcraft," his computer turned itself off! The angels are protecting Jehovah's people as His day of wrath draws ever closer."
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pippy
i think one of our elders is into black magic or something,, he asked me a question one day about smoking and i lied , as i did i scrached my head ,and looked at him,and he was doing the same thing.... it was creepy cause i felt like he had triggered me into scratching my head, like i wasnt in control of it and he could tell i was lying. anyway, i always felt a strange vibe around him, and he could read your mind. I was being very aware of my body language at the time ,but it gave me feelings of being manipulated byhim before i got df'd.(shivers) btw..when he reinstated me ( during my investigation) he told me i am very switched on.... which i agree with!!hehehehee