How Many Elders Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

by Tutle 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tutle
    Tutle

    The answer is zero! Jehovah will do it for them at a specific year and month, then they shall receive "New Light"!

  • badboy
    badboy

    HOW FUNNY!

  • Hellrider
    Hellrider

    I was thinking more like two. One to actually read the manual, and the other to just sit there and look threatening.

  • fullofdoubtnow
  • xjwms
    xjwms

    That info is in the

    elder's handydandymanual

    .

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    I figured if two of em didn't see it, the light bulb never got screwed.

  • pcecilia
    pcecilia

    tutle,
    your avatar photo is fantastic! i laughed outloud over it...

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I was going to say none..

    I'd rather sit in the dark than have elders do anything for me

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    Very good Tutle

    I was thing they would have to write the society first to find out it was considered fornication to screw a light bulb.

  • Lady Liberty
    Lady Liberty

    That's Pretty funny!!!

    LOLOLOLO!!

    L.L.

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