I have fantasized about getting one of those juicers that is strong enough to turn whole trees into juice. Maybe one day i'll save enough to buy one.
To The Satanic Juicer One
This vita mix is about 210 horsepower, with dual carbs and a supercharger. It screams! The neighbors are afraid of it!
If your dog up and dissappears one day, and you find your juice to have an unusually rich proteiney texture... Ok, i'll leave the rest up to your intuition.