So, I posted this on another thread, but I really think it merits its own.
A few nights ago, myself and a BEAUTIFUL young lady were out to dinner. In walked a young brother I used to know quite well, who had gested with me in times past that the only reason he would leave the JWs would be to find a good looking wife (shallow I know). Sure enough, he was accompanied by a group of witnesses which mostly comprised of some of the most horrid faces known to man. They all looked at me, her, me. And I nodded.
Then the young lady asked me who they were. I explained. She was so "moved with pity", that as we left the resteraunt, she proceeded to do some very naughty, very embarassing things right in front of the group of kids!