Ok, so my mom goes on vacation, and asked me to keep an eye on her place while she is gone! Run the water, flush the toilets...........
So I go there with my friend, and I had to go to the bathroom. I lift up the lid, sit down and start to tinkle! No more than 1 sec later, I jump up, the lid slams shut, and i'm running into the living room screaming bloody murder! (with my pants dangling around my ankles!
My friend was laughing, going "whats wrong?"
I said there is something big, and alive in the toilet, it just jumped up and hit me in the a$$!!!!
Of course she laughed more. So we go in there, and neither one of us want to lift the lid! Eventually, I got up the nerve.
Here sits a bull frog, bigger than the damn hole in the toilet!!!!!! It had to come up through the sewer!
Needless to say, I gave him a courtecy flush!
Have any stories that werent so funny at the time, but you can look back and laugh now?