In the bible god made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. Thats a pretty good summer for us in Wales. Thats a hosepipe ban waiting to happen. I was eight before I realised you could take a kagoule off.
Rhod Gilbert
Best jokes from the Edinburgh Festival
by katiekitten 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Sad emo
A very dry sense of humour!!
I thought the best joke was Edinburgh council threatening to arrest the guy playing Winston Churchill at one of the theatres if he lit up a cigar in a public place
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fullofdoubtnow
Quite witty katie
Emo, I saw that item too, and Edinburgh council weren't joking either.
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katiekitten
What Iran needs now is a modern leader.
A mullah lite.
(Shappi Khorsandski)
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katiekitten
Ive got no problem with buying tampons. Im a modern man.
But apparently theyre not a "proper present".
(Jimmy Carr)
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fullofdoubtnow
I like the mullah lite one, I'll have to remember that lol.
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katiekitten
I was suprised how British Muslims reacted to the Danish cartoons. I thought "how can you get this worked up about a cartoon?" But then I remembered how angry I was when they gave Scooby Doo a cousin.
(Paul Sinha)
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katiekitten
Irish people love Muslims. They have taken a lot of the heat off us. Before, we were "the terrorists" but now were "the Riverdance people".
(Andrew Maxwell)
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katiekitten
Two guys came knocking at my door once and said "We want to talk to you about Jesus." I said "Oh no, whats he done now?" (Kevin McAleer)
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hillary_step
"My goodness you are fat"
"Yes, I know, but each time I sleep with your wife she gives me a biscuit".
HS