# What makes 100%?

by Y I Man 7 Replies latest social humour

• ##### Y I Man

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+ 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

By the way "Beer Drinking" = 116% and gets you almost to the same level of effort as ass kissing with the advantage of having a much less harsh of a taste!

• ##### earthtone

lmao.. I love it. And JW's are full of both bullshit and ass kissing for sure. Just talk to any regular pioneer or elder!

• ##### juni

Very smart, you are.

Juni

• ##### xjwms

gotta make a note of this

thanks

• ##### fullofdoubtnow

Very good, I must make a note of that one lol

• ##### katiekitten

Thats great!

Youze a funny man.

• ##### Twitch

Funny coz it's true,....

:-)