A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'...
and before he could say "F**k," the rottweiler ate him!"
The kitty kat who stuttered...
by mariposa 4 Replies latest social humour
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mariposa
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KW13
haha, excellent
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anewme
How f-f-f-funny!!!
Actually I just caught two wild kittens and one was soooo snarly and hissy!
She greeted us with "Pfftt!!!" so much that we named her Pfftty!
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LovesDubs
ROFL!!
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fullofdoubtnow
lol