MountainMan lesson number#2..No matter where you go,there you are...OUTLAW
MountainMan lesson number #1
by OUTLAW 16 Replies latest social humour
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sinis
MountainMan lesson number #3: Run if you hear these words "You sure do have a perty mouth"
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Country Girl
I do hope you have a good fence between your penguin ranch and your bear bums, those penguins sometimes have some nasty little peckers. Maybe you should call the local shelter to get those bear bums some clothes?
MountainWoman's response to Mountain Man's Lesson Number #1: Bear bums are usually employed by plumbers, and therefore won't be bear for long, so do enjoy them while they last.
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juni
MountainMan Lesson #4 -
If you lose something, it's always in the last place you look.
Juni
MountainMan Lesson #5 -
Woman run faster w/skirt up then man w/pants down.
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moshe
Did you fall off your Harley at Sturgis this week?
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SPAZnik
more please
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OUTLAW
Sinis.. All right I`ll give you Number #3..Please note if you do not follow lesson number#3 the next words you may hear are :"Squeel like a pig for me boy!"..Ewwwwwww!..LOL!!.. ...CountryGirl,the bears around here.You can dress`em up ,you just can`t take em out.LOL!..Actually we have a big brown bear here,a beautiful,muscular animal.It dosen`t look real,it looks like a big cuddly stuffed animal. ............... MountainMan Lesson number #4........Now this is important,so pay attention!..Never and I mean never double up on your medication and drink beer..You could start singing to the penguins.Not that I`ve ever done that,I`m just say`n..Actually,some of them don`t look half bad in a bikini.But then you`d have to double up on your medication and drink beer.Which I just told you not to do!...OUTLAW