Scientologists to buy Neverland?

by blondie 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • Honesty
    L. Ron must be spinning in his grave having his religion referenced as Tom Cruise's Scientology.

    Dunno. But I bet he's uncomfortable wherever he is.


    Tom Cruise found out there were lots of couche`s to jump on at Never Land.Tom`s a "Couche Jumpin Fool!"He`s jumped on the best of them,even Opra`s couche....Jenna Elfman is the actress who played Darma on the TV sitcom "Greg and Darma".I believe she also is a Scientologist..Tom and Jenna can now get closer to god "Couch Jumpin!!"...Why,I jumped so high on that couch,I saw Jesus!!..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • Bstndance

    Yay! A place for the mysterious Suri Holmes-Cruise to play. Greta could pass for one of those carnie vendors selling cotton candy.

  • AnonyMouse

    If you ask me...child molestation is worse than JW.

  • james_woods

    Maybe I am missing your point, Anonymouse? Are you saying a non-religious pedophile is worse than a non-pedophile witness? If so, I obviously would have to agree. But what about that small percentage of JWs who are also practicing pedophiles?

    I think the analogy was that not only do the JW demonstrably have a child molestation PR problem, but so does Michael Jackson. And the Jacksons (or many of them) have claimed in the past to be Jehovahs Witnesses. Michael apparantly still does, at least during the last trial.

    But let's not forget that he was found not guilty, by a jury of twelve of his peers. (media-hero-worshipping californians, at least one of whom attended the victory bash). He also had about the best lawyers that money could possibly buy, and IMHO about the worst prosecutor since the OJ trial.

    The jurors who gave interviews after the trial certainly made a brilliant impression, did they not?

    James, of the disgusted by the whole thing class.

  • Perry

    Scientology is cool because Neverland will be turned into a Scientology birthing chamber named the the Silentotorium. Shhhhh !

    It also gives you energy....lots.

    You get do this when someone burps:

    You will respect the wise and elderly:

    All will eventually join, resistance is futile:

    Our breeding age females enjoy special talents.

    This is not a cult.

  • james_woods

    I think the Scientologists and Michael Jackson got just about equal time on SouthPark - but what about the Watchtower?

  • RunningMan

    Did someone say Southpark and JW's?

    [addressing the damned]
    Hell Director: Hello, newcomers and welcome. Can everybody hear me? Hello?
    [taps microphone]
    Hell Director: Can everybody... ok. Um, I am the Hell Director. Uh, it looks like we have 8,615 of you newbies today. And for those of you who were little confused: uh, you are dead; and this is Hell. So abbandon all hope and yadda-yadda-yadda. Uh, we are now going to start the orientation PROcess which will last about...
    Protestant: Hey, wait a minute. I shouldn't be here, I was a totally strick and devout Protestant. I thought we went to heaven.
    Hell Director: Yes, well, I'm afraid you are wrong.
    Soldier: I was a practicing Jehovah's Witness.
    Hell Director: Uh, you picked the wrong religion as well.
    Man from Crowd: Well who was right? Who gets in to Heaven?
    Hell Director: I'm afraid it was the MORmons. Yes, the MORmons were the correct answer.
    The Damned: Awwww...

Share this