your momma is...

by moomanchu 16 Replies latest social humour

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu


    I originally thought this would be jokes about the WBTS as the momma you know the mother orginization but what the hell.

    what a coincidence

    dose is guuuud

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence


    Your momma is so dumb, she got locked out of a motorcycle

    w-a-c- is back!

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    Did you hear about the lawyer who was solicited to be a Jehovah's Witness?

    He refused because he didn't see the accident but said he would be interested in taking the case.

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    WAC, you are a naughty boy. 40 lashes with a wet noodle for you.

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu
    w-a-c- is back!

    Who Dat!!!

    He sound like a bad mutha

  • enlightenedcynic
    enlightenedcynic

    Yo momma is so fat...she has to lay down to pick up a quarter off the street.

    Yo momma's teeth are so rotten....that when she smiles it looks like she has a mouthful of dice.

    Yo momma is so cross-eyed....that when she cries, her tears roll down her back.


    da-dum-dum!!!

    ec

  • avengers
    avengers

    Yo momma is so ugly that if my dog had a face like hers I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.

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