Who would you like to be with, if there was to be an Armageddon

by JH 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • In Between
    In Between

    Dams ... so this horse walks into a bar ...


    *wink*

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    Alone on the toilet like I am usually when there is an earthquake

  • What-A-Coincidence
  • Arthur
    Arthur
    Alone on the toilet like I am usually when there is an earthquake

    Yeah, but who would you like to have sitting on the toilet with you?

  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    Thank goodness Armaggedon's just a fairy tale used to scare naughty JW girls and boys!

    But... if it were true, I'd want to be with my hubby and kids, doing some fun family activity. No sense wasting any time!

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    Yeah, but who would you like to have sitting on the toilet with you?

    Dude...that's just wrong...

  • Dave_T
    Dave_T

    With Satan "Nice calling, S. Now He's really pissed!"

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Probably everyone from the WSM Aposta bbq - in particular

    DB74 - will hold my hand and go to the bar

    Dansk & Claire - will inspire me to be brave

    Van Gogh - so i can protect him

    German EXJw - makes me laugh

    gadget - will find me if I get stuck under the rubble

    Cyberdene - will tell me to stop crying and feeling sorry for myself

    LT - will let me hurl insults at him

    Nelly - will teach me how to face it unflinchingly

    Sirona- will enable me to take the poetic perspective

    Funkyderek & Dominique - to remind me what a wonderful combo love and humour is and has been in my life

    Ballistic and Claire - it wouldnt be a party without them and an impromptu congo!

    EMan & Christina - in lieu of my own parents, who will be rubbing their hands with glee waiting for the crows to come pick at my corpse, and because i can't think of kinder happier faces that I'd want to lay eyes on

    Coolhandluke - can't say why as will break board rules

    Dmouse and bro - for their patience and calmness

    Kent - because his personality of chaos and charm would make Armageddon fade into the background

    Hope you all can make it - see you at Armageddon

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    My boyfriend dedpoet.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    You mean a witness Armageddon?

    IF so, chained to Ted Jarascz so he fries along with me, the miserable skinsack.

    P

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit