Below is what I went with -
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium, who was a Jehovah Witness. He had low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. She was studying to be a Witness when they married. She already had two bastard sons and they had webbed feet also, along with a very limited IQ. I never was able to see eye to eye with them, as they never matured. - Or grew taller than 4 feet. They also suffered from an extremely bad body odor. (They grew up to become Elders in the local congregation.) When my father was not going door to door, he would womanize, he would drink, and he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets and attend District Conventions. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really, this was taught by the Witnesses, as a way to prepare the young for the way the world would treat them. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
- What is wrong with getting an education?
- Is an education a bad thing? Why?
- Why are you not supposed to think for yourself, or ask “hard” questions?
- Have you heard of the book 1984? You may be living in an “Orwellian World.”
- Does the society fear the Internet because the real “truth” can be found there?
- If smoking is bad because you are “defiling” your body – what about obesity?
- Did you know that the “society” now says “blood fractions” are a conscious matter?
- How many needlessly died before this “new light” came to be?
- How many families and lives have the Witnesses ruined?
- Why so many rules, and the need to spy on your friends?
- How old is the “generation” of 1914 getting? (Are any really still alive?)
- Remember 1975, and all the other years the Governing Body put forth as “the end?”
- Is the governing body inspired? One year they are, the next their not. – They aren’t.
- Do you serve God or an organization run by man?
- Do some research on the NWT; see how the real meaning was changed on certain things.
- What if it’s NOT the “truth?”
- If it’s not the truth, are you wasting your life?
And he said, "Take heed that you are not led astray; for many will come in my name, saying, 'I am he!' and, 'The time is at hand!' Do not go after them. Luke 21:8
Are you doing this?" Have you been told, “Your deliverance is at hand?” Or maybe “the end” is so close you could “touch it with your tongue?” How many times have you heard this? – Do the years 1874, 1914, 1915, 1925, 1935, and 1975 come to mind? They should. These are the years when we were told the end would come.
I was a loyal witness for more than 47 years before I came to realize they did not have “the truth.” I hope it does not take you that long. Mine was a wasted life. And a wasted life is a terrible thing.
Hallowed be the Ori
