2.00PM Notice The People Returning To Their Seats Late? Woe To Them, For They Did Not Take Heed Of The 2PM Return Time.
2.30PM More Gossip About People Sat Near You.
Part One: Just How Many Cups Of Coffee Did That Man Consume?
Part Two: Take Your Eyes Off That Short Skirt And Listen.
Part Three: Discipline The Child Drawing In His/Her Notepad.
PRICELESS! I especially like the child and the notepad comment. Boy, is that dead-on or what LOL!
I'm so glad I don't have to go to conventions anymore. What a blessing to be free from JW's and that dooms-day lifestyle.