Who would win: Steven Seagal vs. Judge Rutherford

by Theocrat 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Theocrat
    Theocrat

    /discuss

  • VM44
    VM44

    Judge Rutherford would shout Steven Seagal into submission! --VM44

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll

    Rutherford, he'd just pull Seagal's ponytail and make him cry

  • mouthys_gdaughter
    mouthys_gdaughter

    i would!!

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Fists of Fury vs. Drunken Master?

    I would bet on the ships cook...

  • sf
    sf

    I absolutely adore Steve Seagal.

    He would covertly uncover the judges corruption and proceed to calmly show him where he can go...Seagal Style!

    Sundays are the best days to sit and watch Seagal movies.

    sKally

  • Gill
    Gill

    Steven Segal, all the Way.

    The 'Judge' would find his ass well and truly judged! And perhaps Steven would convert him to zen buddhism after a few rounds of kicking the Judge's ass!

    I'd like to see that show!

  • Genesis
    Genesis

    The battle would not be held. The Judge would refuse to deal with a non-believer.

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    But, Genesis - if Seagal crashed a 1930's assembly set, wouldn't the Judge send out his goons with the white canes?

    Ah - white cane boys! Your style is good, but you need more practice...

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    The judge would taunt Segal into attacking, something Segal, an Aikido master is not used to. When he gives a lackluster punch, the judge counters it with a left knifehand block right knifehand throatstrike combo and side kicks Segal's ribs.

    BTW, I have a belt test on Friday. Wish me luck.

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