MEALS ON HEELS
( Rancid Leftovers Delivered to Your Door)
Would you be grateful if a stranger knocked on your door offering a basket of leftovers that had gone bad in 1975?
What if they had a huge smile, a friendly manner? Would that encourage you to accept the spoiled offer?
Prepare yourself! These strangers are on their way!
They are Jehovah's Witnesses come to advertise their peculiar beliefs at local conventions where outsiders are welcomed to attend to taste the offerings at their table of "food at the proper time".
"What is this food and how did it go bad in 1975?" you may well ask!
Jehovah's Witnesses' peculiar beliefs include the unshakeable opinion that everything printed by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society comes directly from God Almighty himself (whose "name" they insist they honor). The multi-billion dollar corporation uses "volunteer" door to door workers to exchange propaganda literature for donations. But, the "volunteer" is compelled to do so upon penalty of excommunication (called "disfellowshipping" if they do not comply. The messege is and always has been an URGENT WARNING!
The end of the world is coming very very soon! The only way to escape destruction is to become a door to door delivery person like them collecting donation money for more warnings.
Unlike mainstream Christianity which is always on the lookout for the second coming of Jesus; the Jehovah's Witnesses got their second coming already!! Yes, Jesus Christ returned in 1874! Or, was it 1884? Or was it 1914? (The JW's love date-setting no matter how often they are forced by reality to change them!) Once Jesus "returned", the Witneses will tell you, his first order of business was to examine all the churches and religions to select the one he would use to spread his messege of warning.)
Whom did Jesus select? Why, it was the very people who had falsely advertised his coming in 1874 and 1884!!
Not only did Jesus let bygones be bygones he gave them all his business as a reward for their faithful zeal!!
The dire urgency of the Jehovah's Witness' messege has pointed specifically to the Armageddon event particularly pinpointed to occur in 1914 then 1916 then 1925, 1935, before the end of WWII and 1975.
The only "true religion" advertised these dates by using Conventions, Watchtower magazines and a garbage truckload of books all with the same urgent rallying cry: END TIMES; join us!
Disappointment followed disappointment. Millions of JW's woke up to the scam and asked embarassing questions. They were disfellowshipped for their efforts! But, the juggernaut rolls on. The food at the proper time was rancid, moldy and poisonous, yet; they polished it like a fresh apple and offered it as succulent goodness! Door to door the rotting "food" is peddled.
Watch for the arrival of these yummy meals on heels when the fresh batch of new-believers or hardened veterns come knocking on your door.
They will urge you to attend their CONVENTIONs so that they can go into their playacting mode. The roles they will play will be "the only true religion". "Love among themselves" will be on display. What you won't see are the families broken and destroyed by their policies of rigid orthodoxy.
1.No lifesaving medical treatments are allowed for dying children if it involves blood.
2.No demonstrations of citizenship or patriotism are allowed (flag salute, pledge of allegience, military service, voting, etc.)
3.No charitable volunteer work is permitted at a local level
4.No higher education or self-betterment is permitted or encouraged
5.Every aspect of life; dress, speech and activity are policy dominated and observed
6.Shunning penalties hang like the sword of Damocles over any infraction.
7.Leadership has Pope-like authority and cannot be questioned or accused
All this is the "food at the proper time" you will be offered at your door when the Jehovah's Witness comes knocking with a smile!
But, don't ask JW's about child-molestation in their Kingdom Halls because the policy they live by is embarassing too. It takes 2 eyewitnesses to a molestation to budge the elders into serious inquiry! One child's complaint may lead to public shame and disfellowshipping: FOR THE VICTIM!
The smiles are a mask. The food is stale. The messege is delusional, yet; come they will to your front door!
False prophets never seem to be aware what they themselves are. Why? Because they are True Believers taught never to question authority.
The drumbeat of indoctrination goes on and on in their world emphasizing that "time is short".
They cannot learn the lessons from their own history of failure, lies and flip-flopping because they aren't allowed to know about it. They are only permitted to read their own propaganda straight from Brooklyn NY and Watchtower headquarters.
Jehovah's Witnesses live in two worlds: DENIAL and SUSPENSE. They deny they have ever been wrong about any date they have set. They are in constant suspense that Armagedon will come the day they haven't gone out knocking doors, in which case they will be struck dead for all their trouble!
Salvation is no gift from Jehovah, you see, it must be earned on a day to day basis!
So, next time you hear that knock at your door and see that huge (desperate smile) you know the person standing there is trying to save their life by bringing you the rancid leftovers of a failed religious scheme.
Bon Appetite!
by Terry Walstrom