I just sent my wife to the meeting!

by slimboyfat 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • slimboyfat

    Is I not evil?

    But I said I would join her at half time.


  • katiekitten

    At half time.. what .. when they change ends!!

    Dont forget a colouring book, to keep you awake!

  • slimboyfat

    I wish I was still young enough to get away with taking a colouring book!

    My mum, who never became a JW, used to sit me at the back with drawing books and various other toys - oh happy days.


  • drew sagan
    drew sagan

    Stinks your still gotta go, a good way to pass the time is to count ceiling tile. That is one hell of a task.

  • katiekitten

    Slim, if you are not allowed to colour in any more youre gonna have to be creative to fill the time.

    Try working out all the prime numbers between 0 and 100. Then go on to the next 100 (it gets harder). Now decide if the incidence of prime numbers in each 100 decreases or stabilises.

    Hey, im only trying to help!

  • nsrn

    How many screws did it take to assemble the seat in front of you? Multiply by number of seats in the hall....

  • luna2

    Hmmm...you could just doodle on note paper I suppose. Kind of tough to do anything interesting if the wife is sitting right next to you and can glance over and catch you.

  • loosie

    Do what I do Slim. Stare at the speaker until you can see his aura. It's fun. lol

  • merfi

    I used to play Dope Wars on my palm pilot..

    I'd let the kids play the puzzle game on it, Bejeweled, or Froggy with the sound off. My youngest would do huge charts of numbers.

    Always something else to find to do other than "pay attention"...


  • candidlynuts

    eat a big bowl of pinto beans before you go..followed by a big plate of sour kraut and sausage LOL

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