I started a thread about that some time ago, and posters made it quite entertaining.:)
So since I'm bored and I just received a notification that I have got another message for my profile on the JW singles site, I thought that I would take a look around and share some funnies the poor souls wrote, (I'm hoping to find a real-life 40 years old virgin out there.)hehehe
The Brothers:
"I am a regular pioneer and part-time caretaker at the Assembly Hall in Crownsville, MD. I hope to continue serving in these capacities or more till the end comes."
" I don't have very many convictions besides wanting to serve Jehovah full-time, as for everything else i am just kinda like eh... whatever :P"
"Some of my immediate goals include obtaining a national heavy equipment operator’s license; this will be useful in Jehovah's organization. "
"Looking for a siste rwho is humble,balanced,not too independent,submissive,and respectful and forgiving. Also want to serve Jehovah togethr and to encourage eachother allways. "---(This is from a New Jersey guy...hmmm, perfect exemple of WT education)
"I currently work at a cemetery, (which any day now should have a going out of business sign in front of it ,...te he hehe)"------(hmmm, JW humor+delusion.)
"It makes sense that He loves others and wants humans to live happily in a paradise and that a ransom was necessary to restore it. It makes sense that it is the most widespread religion and that everyone in every country of age, race, gender etc. has a chance but only those with good hearts truly understand it."
"I am not very good writing so I guess I in trouble especially since I am not that good looking either oh well. Oh yeah I am also 30 so I am over the hill too."
"I get told that I'm a good communicator and very very handsome. But I try to just be modest in my thoughts about myself."----(Um, yeah, maybe he shouldn't have posted his picture, sisters might have kept a hope)
"I am very outgoing, and interested in any sport that involves balls, a stick or a puck."
"I know CPR and can save you when you almost drown in my Hot Tub or while we're swimming off the dock in my backyard. I also am a LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST. I am in shape athletically toned, I have to be for both my jobs. Who would want a massage from a slob? "
" I love to engage in the ministry regulary,read the bible daily, attend meetings regularly not forgetting commenting at meetings, if i don't engage in these activities i feel like loosing out in Jehovah's organization,cause only in this way we can stick to Jehovah,improve in our relationship with him and serve him faithfully."
"im ernegertic, handsome, honorable looking face.i love Jehovah God and his commandments especialy which against fornication."
"the one should be beautieful,attractive lovable,understanding with a good charater. to let me love her more, because i don,t want to be jealous for another lady after her."
The Sisters:.....
"I've been raised in the truth and i love every minute of it...you'd have to be crazy not to!"-----(Yeah, okay!)
"So I should be getting baptized July 1st at the up coming Deliverance at Hand convention. YAY!"-----(*Gag*)
"The tract (invitations) work for the convention has been fun. Some of the brothers don't think we'll cover our whole territory in these three weeks, but my parents and I are bound and determined to prove them wrong. lol "
"When I'm out in service you will generally see me with an older group. I find them very encouraging and I hope some of their "spiritual intelligence" will rub off on me."
"....I'm going to say the simple things about me...I love coke ( death to pepsi)."
"we all seriously could do so much more (guilt trip coming here) instead we waste 20 minutes writing a profile on here or looking for new friends BUT at least it's better than TV watching right? =)"
"I'll want to have someone around that will put up with me for billions of years at a time and vice versa "
"Come on everyone...you'll be all hot looking in the new system ok?.... take all that time your wasting primping and enjoy life a little more!!!"
"I wouldn't be complete or happy unless i'm a pioneer ."
"will enjoy having friends anywhere around this universe"
"A sincere brother who would make a strong spiritual head."----(I misread that the first time.lol)
"I would like a spiritually strong, tall, dark, and hansom guy. Great job, Good personality, funny, and easy going. Also has to Love kids, animals, and me. Not necessarily in that order. (BUT THAT WOULD BE A DREAM.)"-----(So basically, she wants a guy that likes kids and animals before her???)