Remember me? Go on, did ya miss me??
OK, here's where I've been:
Eat yer hearts out, eh?
No phones, no ‘puters, no roads, no TV, no.........,
Oh well, back to the routine.
So what's been happening around here while I’ve been away? Nothing too dramatic I hope.
Anyone, must rush, gotta plan my return to the paradise isle (no, seriously!)