take a sip of the wine, it will calm you down.
I woke this AM screaming at the elder body
Theraputic, ... maybe I could control myself and through out one good comment.
Nah! Enjoy yourself!!! Drink all the wine in a single gulp, and then let out a good loud belch. Sure, it'll feel awkward at the time, but you'll enjoy the memory for the rest of your life. So will everyone else there.
Seriously though, it may be easier if you arrive at the last minute, and leave immediately without chatting with anyone. If your wife wants to stop and chat, let her. You go out and warm up the car.
A nice glass of vodka before I go in would set the pace
The easiest way to relieve your stress is not to go at all :-P
Easier said than done though.
I liked the Memorial. It was the nearest thing Jehovah's Witnesses have to a costume party.
You got that right.....easier said than done....I'll make the best of it, you just never know who I could influence, and maybe raise a doubt.
LOL....you just got me on that one...and I agree with the costume party thing....I bought a few months ago a $$$ suit. (a wow thing)